4yo: mama, what color is an elephant with a bunny?
me: um, furry color?
me: the bunny and elephant are buttery colored??
4yo: yes, see the pancake…
me: wait a minute. pancake? where did a pancake come into this?
4yo: FROM THE BOOTY!!
whereupon 4yo and 7yo dissolve into hysterical giggles. that noise is my head exploding.