8yo [yelling from other room]: oh, come on!!! seriously!!!
me [walking in there]: what is going on?
8yo [huffing]: i put the remote on the pillow and it keeps tumbling off. IT’S A PROBLEM, mama. i think it has tumble-of-the-bed-itis.
daddy: God forbid. what if you *gasp* lived in a time when you actually had to get up and go change the channel on the tv?????? THE HORROR
me: [trying not to laugh]