conversation on the way home from church:
5yo: pshhhh pshhhh
8yo: please excuse me while return to my super wedgie ows.
daddy and me: ???
5yo: KILLER SUPER WEDGIES!!!! [giggling like a maniac]
8yo: i am giving myself a killer super wedgie by yanking on my underwear.
me: oh. my. gawd. whose kids are these?!?