me: time to eat breakfast.
8yo: mini pancakes.
me: we don’t have any. come see what we do have.
8yo: we haven’t had anything new in a week. there isn’t anything to eat. i’m just saying that i have had to eat the same snacks for 2 WHOLE WEEKS. i don’t know if i can take another day!!!
me: OH THE HUMANITY!!! pick something and eat. *sigh*