5yo just got out of the shower. i told her to get dressed. then i hear from her room….
5yo: i’m shaking my butt, my butt, my butty butt bum. i’m shaking my booty butt, my booty wooty wooty. my bum bummy bum. i’m shaking my toot bum, my bottttooommmm. [giggling hysterically and running around in front of a mirror]
i’m laughing but that same time, she scares me. a. lot.