8yo and 5yo attack me when i get up.
8yo: pretend you are going to wipe your messy face on her. [both move toward me, and yes, they had been eating oreos – nuff said]
this goes on with them attacking me and me repelling them for several minutes.
8yo: we’re gonna wipe the oreo mess all over your shirt!
5yo: i’m not wearing underwear!!!
me: *smh*
