5yo: [talking really loudly]
daddy: you need to keep it down.
5yo: but when you talk loudly….
daddy: yes, but I’m allowed. I’m a grown up.
8yo: yeah, kids gotta learn to keep the volume down. unfortunately I’ve been hearing lectures about that for EIGHT YEARS.
daddy: unfortunately, we’ve needed to give those lectures for 8 years.
8yo: [rolls eyes]