6yo: [knocks on door to the bathroom I am in and then walks in] hi.
6yo: [turns around, shows me her bum and scratches it]
me: *sigh* go away.
6yo: [repeats actions]
me: I don’t want to see you scratch your bum. Get out. [smacks her bum]
6yo: no, not until you say butt.
me: no. go away.
me: no. get out.
me: NO. get. out.
6yo: [huff at me then storms out of the bathroom, slamming the door]
me: [shaking head, but thinking] I win