daddy [eating frozen slushee]: whoa
6 and 8yo: what happened?
daddy: you know when you eat ice cream too fast and you get brain freeze? well it was like that, but in my chest.
6yo: oh, i know. i got brain freeze eating a sno cone at school one time, and i was dead for a while.
6yo: but then i was like, oh, i’m alive again.
daddy: [nearly crashes truck laughing]