daddy is setting off mortars in the backyard. we hear sirens in the distance.
daddy: that’s it, they’re coming to get us.
daddy: yeah, because they will never guess where that noise came from.
9yo [putting hands on 7yo’s head]: that’s what the cheese said.
daddy and me: ????
7yo: the cheese attacks! [growls]
daddy and me: [shaking heads sadly]