7yo [sniffing my arm]: I’m smelling your DNA [this sounds eerily familiar]. you smell like…. light bulbs.
7yo [turning to 10yo]: and you smell like….a cup.
10yo: [frowns] a paper,plastic, or Styrofoam cup?
7yo: a metal cup. actually a metal looking cup made out of…..flesh.
10yo: [mouths help me]
me: so much for keeping my dinner down