7yo was reading me a dr. seuss book – the abc’s or something. there is some character narrating the story. on the last page (z) the narrator says it is a zazz zusser zuss (or something close to that). there is a picture of it. it has long red hair.
7yo: this is the guy who was telling the story.
me: you think that’s a guy? with that hair?
7yo: yes. I KNOW he is.
7yo: I read it in another book…..don’t judge me.