7yo and 10yo watching mine craft videos on YouTube.
7yo: I like watching this one. he kills justin beiber. [laughs evilly]
while she still frightens me, at least I taught her that he’s a worthless talentless punk. go me.
went to go tell 11yo it was time for bed. saw the light on in the bathroom. knocked and opened the door to find 8yo washing her hands. then the smell hits me. nail. polish. she didn’t want to go to sleep so she decided that the best thing to do was go into the bathroom and paint her nails. then had to try to wash off the polish because she messed it up. WTF child?!?!? *exasperated*