When bitlife gives you lemons…

Has your teen asked you to play bitlife? if not, I would not recommend it.

My life, according to bitlife: conceived during high school lunch hour to an 18 yo mom and a 68 (!) yo make up artist. 98% looks but less than 50% brains. rejected from an electrician job (I had an information tech degree) because I didn’t have a car, and ended up a security guard. people hit on me – male, female, notably hobos and hookers! – throughout my life. I got married in my 50s, only to be divorced in my 80s for being bored in bed, and died of a stroke with only 9% of looks and brains left. the end.

have to tell you it was a relief to die. #wtfiswrongwiththisapp #howdepressing

When bitlife gives you lemons…

Has your teen asked you to play bitlife? if not, I would not recommend it.

My life, according to bitlife: conceived during high school lunch hour to an 18 yo mom and a 68 (!) yo make up artist. 98% looks but less than 50% brains. rejected from an electrician job (I had an information tech degree) because I didn’t have a car, and ended up a security guard. people hit on me – male, female, notably hobos and hookers! – throughout my life. I got married in my 50s, only to be divorced in my 80s for being bored in bed, and died of a stroke with only 9% of looks and brains left. the end.

have to tell you it was a relief to die. #wtfiswrongwiththisapp #howdepressing