4yo: why did the bunny cross the road?

me: i don’t know. why?

4yo: to get donuts at the donut shop.


daddy: so the bunny got some donuts? cool

4yo: no, the donut shop was closed and they were out of donuts.



told kids that cousin Michael would try to fix my mom and dad’s computer camera so we could Skype – they messed it up again. they said how come Michael can fix it and not them? I said my parents aren’t very good at computers, but Michael is.

5yo: here is one thing that Michael is very bad at: shimmer [temporary tattoos].

7yo: yeah, he’s horrible.

me: i’ll tell Michael you just dissed him. LMAO!