flashback

4yo: why did the bunny cross the road?


me: i don’t know. why?


4yo: to get donuts at the donut shop.


me:….


daddy: so the bunny got some donuts? cool


4yo: no, the donut shop was closed and they were out of donuts.


daddy:…….

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shimmer

told kids that cousin Michael would try to fix my mom and dad’s computer camera so we could Skype – they messed it up again. they said how come Michael can fix it and not them? I said my parents aren’t very good at computers, but Michael is.

5yo: here is one thing that Michael is very bad at: shimmer [temporary tattoos].

7yo: yeah, he’s horrible.

me: i’ll tell Michael you just dissed him. LMAO!