11yo: my shorts are on fire and my shirt speaks like a pig. [exits room]
me:….
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Category Archives: 2016
and 6 minutes later
me: [eating breakfast and yawning because i’m not awake]
8yo: [from across the room] yawns don’t make sense to feet.
me: [headdesk]
so how’s your weekend starting?
i’ve been up on a saturday for 5 whole minutes.
8yo: [coming up next to me and staring at me like a meerkat] socks like cookies too.
me: … go. away.
