boom

4yo: mama, what color is an elephant with a bunny?

me: um, furry color?

4yo: no…buttery!!!

me: the bunny and elephant are buttery colored??

4yo: yes, see the pancake…

me: wait a minute. pancake? where did a pancake come into this?

4yo: FROM THE BOOTY!!

whereupon 4yo and 7yo dissolve into hysterical giggles. that noise is my head exploding.