weird? why would that be weird?

9yo [holding one large bean bag in front of her and one behind]:  look how i’m going to be, mama.  i’m beanburger.  as in beanbag burger.  i narrowed it to beanburger so it wouldn’t sound weird.

me:  ….right

I win at parenting

We were eating lunch at Red Robin.

6yo:  the burgers and pizza here are chewy, and that’s why they have a picture of chewy on the wall.

me: huh?

6yo: [points to picture of Chewbacca on the wall.]

me: [smiling] yes  exactly.