6yo: [knocks on door to the bathroom I am in and then walks in] hi.
6yo: [turns around, shows me her bum and scratches it]
me: *sigh* go away.
6yo: [repeats actions]
me: I don’t want to see you scratch your bum. Get out. [smacks her bum]
6yo: no, not until you say butt.
me: no. go away.
me: no. get out.
me: NO. get. out.
6yo: [huff at me then storms out of the bathroom, slamming the door]
me: [shaking head, but thinking] I win
my kids are making butt impressions on the fogged up shower curtain, if you were wondering how my friday night is going so far.
5yo just got out of the shower. i told her to get dressed. then i hear from her room….
5yo: i’m shaking my butt, my butt, my butty butt bum. i’m shaking my booty butt, my booty wooty wooty. my bum bummy bum. i’m shaking my toot bum, my bottttooommmm. [giggling hysterically and running around in front of a mirror]
i’m laughing but that same time, she scares me. a. lot.
both kids are singing “veggies in your butt” loudly as daddy gets them out of the shower. daddy is laughing with them.
then 4yo: you hit my buttocks.