10yo, in lieu of reading on her own, chose to read to me from some sort of minecraft handbook. i now know more than i ever – EVER – wanted to about zombie pigmen and the difference between wither skeletons and withers (hint: number of heads). i’m seriously rethinking the whole kindle for the kids things. *headdesk*
7yo: i feel like…..lemonade.
7yo: yes, that means i feel cold.
me:…..so of all the ways to describe your being cold, you chose lemonade??
7yo: actually, it means that i feel refreshing.
me [worried what this new turn might bring]: refreshing…..
7yo: which means that i’m sleepy.
me: *gives up and proceeds to ignore child”