7yo is reading this dr. seuss book to me. she gets to the part about the floating pool.
me: i think that would be totally cool.
7yo [making a horrified face]: NOT IF IT IS RAINING RABID DINGOS!!!!!
me: you frighten me.
7yo: [laughs uncontrollably]
6yo [talking from back seat on way to library]: i love going to new libraries. it’s cool to go see new libraries. and new things. it’s cool to see new things. too. you know, even tho i like my booster seat with the back on, it’s okay with the back off too. i like it both ways. i’ll make a decision by the time we get there about which way i want it to be. because i have to make a decision. the last time we had the back on was before we took it off was when we went down to see mimi and papa. i still have red ink on my hands from drawing earlier. it didn’t come off. look, there’s our gym. do you like the ellipticals there? you don’t like them there, do you?
my brain: [boom]