hold me, i’m frightened

while at disney…

6yo:  you know there are 8 dwarves.

me: no, i’m pretty sure there are only 7.

6yo:  no, there’s 8. the 8th one is named crazy and he runs around with a chainsaw like this. [holds arms up above head like wielding a chainsaw and makes a horrible face and yells.]

me [to daddy]:  can we leave her here? she’s starting to scare me.

vacation’s all she ever wanted

only 7yo could relate seeing a cable truck to vacationing at Disney.

7yo: there’s a Cox Cable truck. they don’t have all the correct channels like disney and nickelodeon – they aren’t in the list. so we have DirecTV, so we have all the cool channels like Nickelodeon. and that means we should go back on a Disney vacation and stay at the Nickelodeon resort again!
me: *instant headache*