while at disney…
6yo: you know there are 8 dwarves.
me: no, i’m pretty sure there are only 7.
6yo: no, there’s 8. the 8th one is named crazy and he runs around with a chainsaw like this. [holds arms up above head like wielding a chainsaw and makes a horrible face and yells.]
me [to daddy]: can we leave her here? she’s starting to scare me.
4yo’s choice of pins at Disney: Star Wars.
i win at parenting. well, at least today.
only 7yo could relate seeing a cable truck to vacationing at Disney.
7yo: there’s a Cox Cable truck. they don’t have all the correct channels like disney and nickelodeon – they aren’t in the list. so we have DirecTV, so we have all the cool channels like Nickelodeon. and that means we should go back on a Disney vacation and stay at the Nickelodeon resort again!
me: *instant headache*
7yo [walking up steps at resort on vacation at Disney]: i know Captain Hook is watching me. he keeps his eye on allll the women like me.
6yo: i moved the easel by the art cabinet. it was my idea, so if you want to use it, you have to give me 10 cents. and if you want to show anyone your art once you’re done, you need to give me 20 bucks. that way i can go to Disney and buy the huge Minnie Mouse.