because he was quacky…..why did the teeny tiny bunny not be able to clap hands with the person?
because it was heppy.
8yo: why can’t we throw these pillows – they’re throw pillows!!
5yo: they are called shape pillows. [the duh was implied]
daddy: that’s a UFO.
5yo: daddy, that is SOOO not a UFO.
daddy: why did the head [of the princess figurine] come off?
4yo and 7yo: because it broke.
4yo: mama, this balloon had a scratch, so i fixed it with my tongue water.
4yo: [looking at me like i’m an idiot] yes, the water in your mouth you use with your tongue. tongue water.
4yo:….but not cousin Nikki. Nikki’s not silly. her skin isn’t yellow.
4yo [holding a mirror to my face]: if you have no freckles, you’re still a princess.
4yo: not hold this one up to your face to see if you’re a beautiful princess.
me: all princesses are beautiful.
4yo: no, some are sloppy.
daddy: you will eat whatever we put on the table for dinner.
5yo: daddy, don’t you know ’bout Frosted Flakes? [said with tone of voice like anyone who doesn’t is a total idiot]