omg this is sooo my kids!!! the pic on the left is how my house looks on the weekends, and the pic on the right is school days!
5yo: no matter either way it goes, it goes the same way it’s going.
5yo: look that’s a public school bus. it takes you to Publix because it knows where it is.
4yo: i am wearing a tiara to McDonalds.
me: …..um, that’s a great place to wear tiaras.
4yo: because i want to look like a mommy.
me: yes, because i wear tiaras to McDonalds all the time……
papa to 4yo: why are they called buffalo wings?
4yo: because they are chicken.
6yo: college is like your last stop before you leave to become an adult and have your own children.
good luck with that. *groan*