8yo is actively trying to melt a half-gallon of ice cream with lasers from her eyes so that she can have an ice cream cone sooner. LMAO!!!
blowing drying 5yo’s hair. she picks up a magnifying mirror and looks in it.
5yo: i have giant eyes! and lots of pupils!!!!! [laughing like a maniac]
4yo: mama, why do flies have eyes that we can’t see?
me: um, i’m not sure. that’s just how they are made.
4yo: i know, it’s because they’re medium.
7yo just taunted daddy during a game: yeah, grandma, use your eyes. it’s a three!