and 6 minutes later

me: [eating breakfast and yawning because i’m not awake]

8yo: [from across the room]  yawns don’t make sense to feet.

me: [headdesk]



4yo [in grocery store]: see, mama, i have fast feet. i can walk very fast with them. i can walk ahead of you! and my feet can hear you, even though they don’t have ears. that’s why they are so fast.

really surprised

i am seriously surprised we have never had this conversation at my house:

me: your shoes are on the wrong feet.
4yo: …
me: …
4yo: ..
me: ..
4yo: i don’t have any other feet…
me: fair enough.