and 6 minutes later

me: [eating breakfast and yawning because i’m not awake]

8yo: [from across the room]  yawns don’t make sense to feet.

me: [headdesk]

why did i get her this game again?

10yo, in lieu of reading on her own, chose to read to me from some sort of  minecraft handbook.  i now know more than i ever – EVER – wanted to about zombie pigmen and the difference between wither skeletons and withers (hint:  number of heads). i’m seriously rethinking the whole kindle for the kids things. *headdesk*