6yo [lying on the floor with her legs up over her head]: i have a new friend on my bum. johnny applebum.
6yo: he keeps my bum from getting hurt when i land….or sit….or fall….
me: [shaking head sadly]
6yo: it’s number 34 on the list of weird things i do.
me:….that list is much much longer than 34.
showed 5yo the Kmart commercial that everyone is freaking out about. [yeah, I’m a horrible mom. bite me.]
anyway, her impression: I like that show. they are lumberjacks. [giggling]
5yo: yes, because that’s what they do. dance.
me: she makes my brain hurt.
more conversation on the way home:
8yo playing around.
5yo: stop, you are making my brain hurt more. 100%.