10yo, in lieu of reading on her own, chose to read to me from some sort of minecraft handbook. i now know more than i ever – EVER – wanted to about zombie pigmen and the difference between wither skeletons and withers (hint: number of heads). i’m seriously rethinking the whole kindle for the kids things. *headdesk*
daddy and kids making a ton of noise in the other room.
me [looking at clock]: it’s past time to get ready for bed!! let’s go!
10yo [skipping into the room]: sorry, mama. daddy was teaching me how to shoot off people’s heads. (playing a weird, creepy xbox game, not IRL people)
me:……so glad daddy is teaching you the important things in life. *sigh*
so today i come home after a very long, seriously awful day and go looking for my monkeys. 6yo is in the bathroom. when i go in to say hi, she announces that she has gone no. 2 and needs help wiping. this completes my day.
does anyone else have a child who LITERALLY can take 15 minutes to put a pair of sneakers and socks on???? and i’m not talking about just sitting there for 15 minutes not doing anything (though she has done that a ton of times too). she has to roll up pants/leggings, wiggle her toes into the socks, adjust the line on the socks so it is just right, …..