when going in to tidy up the kids’ bathroom before bed, daddy noticed that 7yo had written this on the bathroom wall:
[read: Darkness riseing over us and the city. “ahaha”hahahaha!]
when asked about it and where it came from (we were hoping from a show or book), she said she just thought it up and giggled hysterically.
hold me. i’m afraid.
driving home from dinner.
me: you two calm down back there.
9yo: we’re having our hourly mohawk talk.
9yo: today’s topic is how to keep your sibling from sabotaging your mohawk. tip #1: try not to let her strangle you…..
daddy: we have to get ready so we can get back in time for the parade.
8yo: we have 3 hours until the parade, plenty of time.
daddy: actually, you have to shower, change, get back, park, walk….. in reality, we have like… 10 minutes to get ready.
8yo: I recommend…mass panic.
daddy [nearly drives off the road laughing]
both kids in the shower.
5yo: stop! you are getting water in my eyes!
8yo: ok i’ll stop…….or WILL i? OMINOUS MUSIC! DUH DUH DUUUUUH!
daddy: are you two ready to get out of the shower?
8yo: oh, no. we have to get out. ERR ERR ERR emergency! emergency!
5yo: [squeals loudly]
daddy: [falls on floor laughing]
7yo is singing the Banana Splits theme song in the shower.
both kids are singing “veggies in your butt” loudly as daddy gets them out of the shower. daddy is laughing with them.
then 4yo: you hit my buttocks.