this is why i’m afraid to go to sleep at night

when going in to tidy up the kids’ bathroom before bed, daddy noticed that 7yo had written this on the bathroom wall:

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[read: Darkness riseing over us and the city. “ahaha”hahahaha!]

when asked about it and where it came from (we were hoping from a show or book), she said she just thought it up and giggled hysterically.

hold me.  i’m afraid.

send help

driving home from dinner.

me:  you two calm down back there.

9yo:  we’re having our hourly mohawk talk.

me: ????

9yo:  today’s topic is how to keep your sibling from sabotaging your mohawk.  tip #1:  try not to let her strangle you…..