7yo: mama, we went to the museum and i got to smell something and it smelled like me and it was dinosaur.
…how grocery shopping went today. walking with the kids:
5yo: we are smelling the smell of your purse. it’s very sniffy.
8yo: we follow you by smelling you. and your purse.
then they proceed to follow me around, both directly behind me with their noses ON my purse, giggling while stepping on the backs of my feet. repeatedly. people in the store staring at us like we are from mars or something.
they then moved on to nibbling my purse….. *sigh*