oh the thinks you can think pt 2

so we get to the part where the book asks how much water would 55 elephants drink.

7yo:  if it was 264 elephants, they would drink all the oceans.  it would take maybe a week. [smiles and nods head yes vigorously]

me: okaay

7yo:  but they’d spit the fish out.  like this. [makes noise like she is hocking up a loogie, then a ptui sound]

me: [drops head on table]

so glad we’re raising them right…

the other day…

daddy:  we’re going to take all the coins in these cups and put them in one of those coin counting machines so we can put them in your bank accounts.  sound like a plan?

9yo:  need to turn them into paper money cuz i got to get those dollars, yo

daddy:….