so we get to the part where the book asks how much water would 55 elephants drink.
7yo: if it was 264 elephants, they would drink all the oceans. it would take maybe a week. [smiles and nods head yes vigorously]
7yo: but they’d spit the fish out. like this. [makes noise like she is hocking up a loogie, then a ptui sound]
me: [drops head on table]
the other day…
daddy: we’re going to take all the coins in these cups and put them in one of those coin counting machines so we can put them in your bank accounts. sound like a plan?
9yo: need to turn them into paper money cuz i got to get those dollars, yo
9yo [holding one large bean bag in front of her and one behind]: look how i’m going to be, mama. i’m beanburger. as in beanbag burger. i narrowed it to beanburger so it wouldn’t sound weird.