oh the thinks you can think pt 2

so we get to the part where the book asks how much water would 55 elephants drink.

7yo:  if it was 264 elephants, they would drink all the oceans.  it would take maybe a week. [smiles and nods head yes vigorously]

me: okaay

7yo:  but they’d spit the fish out.  like this. [makes noise like she is hocking up a loogie, then a ptui sound]

me: [drops head on table]

let’s play!

saw this on my facebook and thought, “i should play that game!”  except with 5yo around, i’d be under the table in less than half an hour and then i’d still have to deal with her saying it every 8 seconds tomorrow – but with a massive hangover.  so maybe not.