came home from work and walked in on kids having dinner. i have no idea what they were talking about, but this is what i heard:
9yo [to 7yo, with emphasis]: exactly. YOU are a WOMAN of MANY changes.
i really need to get home earlier because i’m starting to worry what daddy is teaching them while i’m away.
9yo: clothes block the power i have to control my mind. being naked leaves me free to control myself.
bear in mind, we were not talking about clothes or nakedness or minds or….
the whole family walking back from open house at school. in the midst of talking about teachers and projects….
9yo: when Santa is not delivering presents, he is blogging.
me: [thinking how tf did Santa get into this conversation??]
6yo: you can’t try to get me to do the conversation thing. kids like me do not do the conversation thing.