7yo: i feel like…..lemonade.
me: lemonade?
7yo: yes, that means i feel cold.
me:…..so of all the ways to describe your being cold, you chose lemonade??
7yo: actually, it means that i feel refreshing.
me [worried what this new turn might bring]: refreshing…..
7yo: which means that i’m sleepy.
me: *gives up and proceeds to ignore child”
