so how’s your weekend starting?

i’ve been up on a saturday for 5 whole minutes.

8yo:  [coming up next to me and staring at me like a meerkat] socks like cookies too.

me:  … go. away.

 

um, what?

daddy:  you girls have a short week and then a 4 day weekend!

9yo:  oh yeah. oh yeah.  who’s the relaxer? oh yeah.

daddy: ???