why did i get her this game again?

10yo, in lieu of reading on her own, chose to read to me from some sort of  minecraft handbook.  i now know more than i ever – EVER – wanted to about zombie pigmen and the difference between wither skeletons and withers (hint:  number of heads). i’m seriously rethinking the whole kindle for the kids things. *headdesk*

and how’s your morning going?

9yo:  i’m cold.  why am i cold?

7yo:  because you are a big ice cube with a bum.

9yo:  well, you are a tooty fruity sno cone with a head.

me:  [sigh]