lemonade stands that make you fall asleep…..

7yo:  i feel like…..lemonade.

me:  lemonade?

7yo:  yes, that means i feel cold.

me:…..so of all the ways to describe your being cold, you chose lemonade??

7yo:  actually, it means that i feel refreshing.

me [worried what this new turn might bring]:  refreshing…..

7yo:  which means that i’m sleepy.

me:  *gives up and proceeds to ignore child”