while at disney…
6yo: you know there are 8 dwarves.
me: no, i’m pretty sure there are only 7.
6yo: no, there’s 8. the 8th one is named crazy and he runs around with a chainsaw like this. [holds arms up above head like wielding a chainsaw and makes a horrible face and yells.]
me [to daddy]: can we leave her here? she’s starting to scare me.
Sunday morning at my house: kids yell to me to come into the other room because daddy has underwear on his head.
just turned the tv off in the playroom, leaving 7yo in the dark. i got yelled at, but come on, SHE WAS BEING SILENT. NO WONDER I THOUGHT THERE WERE NO KIDS IN THERE!
note 7yo posted on the wall:
dear everybody: stop grouching at me or i will yell at you.