me [to 7yo]: stop playing with that straw and put it in your cup.
7yo [touching me with straw]: I TOUCHED YOU WITH THE STRAW. NOW I CAN DRINK YOUR DNA!!!
me [to 7yo]: stop playing with that straw and put it in your cup.
7yo [touching me with straw]: I TOUCHED YOU WITH THE STRAW. NOW I CAN DRINK YOUR DNA!!!