so we get to the part where the book asks how much water would 55 elephants drink.
7yo: if it was 264 elephants, they would drink all the oceans. it would take maybe a week. [smiles and nods head yes vigorously]
me: okaay
7yo: but they’d spit the fish out. like this. [makes noise like she is hocking up a loogie, then a ptui sound]
me: [drops head on table]
why my head hurts 